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A Klingon sex move where you spear Tapatilo Hot Sauce on your hands before giving your partner a handjob or fingering.
Friend 1: How did your date with the Klingon girl go?
Friend 2: Uhh not THAT well we probably wonât hang out again but we fooled around a bit; at least I got a Tapatilo Hot Hand out of it.
The semen ejaculated from inside of a "water snaked" or water snaking it" set of conjoined penises. The backdraft effect occurs when one member of the set of masturbating gay men organs and ejaculates inside of the other's penis while the two penises are docked and being gripped tightly by the maturbating member of the water snaking duo. Note, because pain is normal for the backdraft recipient, finishing first is often a race between the stroker and strokee.
The two gay men lovers raced to backdraft inside of one another's penis.
When two gay men one uncircumcised and the other circumcised dock their penises and then one or the other men masturbate both of them with each stroke using the uncircumcised persons foreskin. When reaching a climax in this circumstance the act of orgasming compounded with the near watertight seal of one cock inside another, often causes a sticky and unpredictable explosion of semen around the edge of the outer docked pensis' foreskin. Similar to the effect of holding ones thumb over the end of a water hose. This semen spray effect when Water Snaking it is often called a backdraft. Note, because pain is normal for the backdraft recipient, finishing first is often a race between the stroker and strokee.
At the end of their date, the two gay lovers masturbated by water snaking it. They took turns simultaneously stroking their docked penises until one "Back drafted" inside of the others penis.
A phrase describing the direct correlation between the number / eccentricity of attractive tattoos and the emotional instability and un-datability of a hot person.
Yeah Jessie is hot but sheâs really high on the tattoo ratio so donât get your hopes up.
When you reboot a show or movie for the only purpose of recasting nearly every character as a minority, gender swapped member of the LGBTQ+ community despite it having not only no bearing on the story but where it us such an overbearing focus of the program that it BECOMES the entire story.
I canât believe what Star Trek Discovery did to Star Trek. They totally Discoveryâd up my Star Trek.
When a big business discontinues a successful brand for no good reason thus creating dysfunction and loss of income. Akin to shooting your self in the foot.
I couldnât believe the Warner Bros / DC just scrapped Black Adam 2 AND Henry Cavill as Superman! They totally Netflixâd their best assets in their catalogue.
When two people think they might like each other but they pretend not to because each is waiting for the other to make the first move so neither has to feel embarrassment if their feelings arenât reciprocated.
Jack and Jill CLEARLY like each other but theyâre both too shy to say anything, theyâre playing a game of Love Chicken.
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