fat down

The word used by airport security agents to describe the unpleasant experience of having to body search extremely obese passengers.

Man, I had so many fat downs today, its a wonder my hands didn't get lost in all that flab

Car-pet

The name for all of those dirty little footprints left on your car's windshield by wayward cats which are using your vehicle as a place to hang out.

"Hey, I just washed my car yesterday and now its covered with car-pets again! Those stray cats are driving me crazy!!

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