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dinolips

Anyone who is named Colton.

What are you doing tonight DinoLips?
Hey DinoLips, what are you going to order?

by Wordsmith2themax March 10, 2017

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Garfunkel

The little bits of poop that stick to the inside of the toilet bowl despite repeated flushes. Sometimes they linger for weeks, despite how many times you attempt to dislodge it with your pee stream.

Man, that Garfunkel has been there for weeks. We should really clean the toilet.

Nah, Iรขย€ย™ll just pee on it some more.

by Wordsmith2themax September 24, 2021