PSA

paranormal serial assault.

I am a victim of psa, last night hitters ghost buggered me in my sleep and sharted his ectoplasm all over the bed sheets. Didn't even spit on it the rough bustard.

Pikeys BBQ

A Barbecue consisting of traveler foke at a (pikey) site. Normally consisting of all 400 cousins,parents,siblings/partners. This normally consists of a set of burning tires and a frying pan/shopping trolley on top cooking wild game they poached that day.

Alrite mate you coming down the site for a pikeys BBQ, got a load of tires to burn a shopping trolley and a pan I stole from Lydle! After we can have a fight in the mud.