Bush

1. An asshole
2. A douchebag
3. Somebody stupid enough to choke on a pretzel

Don't be a bush, chew your pretzels carefully!

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ipad

An ipod for fat people

Ms. Jones gave a ipod to skinny Joe, but gave an ipad for Bob because he is obese.

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Clubpenguin

1. A site where you go and kick the little kids' asses in sled racing

Man! i just pwned all the little kids in ClubPenguin!

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farmville

1. A surprisingly addictive drug administered by via internet. Many junkies use the term "Farmville" to cover up the real name : nicolanstrateefuckinwasteoftime igottacheckmycropssinceimtoolazytogetalife.

2. A place where lazy turds go and raise virtual animals since real-life animals tends to kick'em in the face.

1. Dude! i gotta go check on my Farmville! Gonna get some crops!"

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qwerty

1. the most common username on most websites

Sorry, but the username "Qwerty" is already taken.

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asshole

George Bush, enough said.

Bush is such an asshole!

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