febrezing

being the only person in the room who isn't vaping. the flavoured odour acts an air freshener for the room, making the experience a win-win.

Anthony: want a hit bro?
Colin: Nah, man, I'm febrezing it.

forbidden fruit

any vagina you are not "legally" allowed to be inside

I wish I could bang her, but she's too young, she's got that forbidden fruit

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A dirty Wozniak

When you funnel your gray beard into another person's orifice

W: I gave Julia a dirty Wozniak. She was picking hair out of her for days.

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