Shit in a teacup

A lesser known saying that is essentially used when you're emitting an extremely emotional response to something. This could be anger/surprise/humour.

1. Oh wow!!! I just found out my BOYFRIEND is pregnant.. WTF I just shat in a teacup

2. Hidee: Hi mate what are you up to today?
Shawn: Just chillin with my homes
Hidee: Cool
Shawn: Oh did you watch Seinfield the other day, I did find it fairly humerous
Hidee: OMFG YES IT WAS FUNNY. I was watching it and I just did a shit in a teacup!!

3. Peter: oops wrong hole sorry I swear I didnt mean it
Sally: OMFG YOU SICKO. I just did a shit in a teacup

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tits on a bull

A great traditional aussy saying. When used in a sentence it refers to how completely and utterly useless something is (as would be tits on a bull)

1. Every time I try to use the fucking phone for calls/sms or internet I get cut off. This phone provider is as useless as tits on a bull. Fucking cunts

2. I saw Shelley walking to the beach today, she was out sunbathing and I requested intercourse, she said she would prefer not to as she is married. That stupid bitch is as good as tits on a bull

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