Canada's History

A depraved American sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. When you bust yo nut in that biznitch, yell "Oh Canada!" cuz its easier then tryin to remember that hooker's name.

George W: I seem to have misplaced my
maple syrup, have you seen it Cheney?

Cheyney: Fo sho! Ize smashing on Condelleeza last night. I made her wear some antlers while I tagged it from behind. I was bout to bust my fat-ass nut in that sweet ass but was running outta lube so I poured some maple syrup on it. That's when that bitch gobbled it all up like a stack of pancakes! I was all like "damn bitch I'm gonna cum" but what came out was "oh Canada!" cause I was so pussy drunk that I couldn't remember that hoe's name. I pulled out and finished off in the Stanley Cup and mixed that shit wit some drank and got my lean on-

George W: Oh snap! That sounds like Canada's History my nizz!

Cheyney: Ya, When I see yo mom's face, I
don't wanna 9/11 it, I wanna pull a Canada's History on that shit cuz maple syrup goes hard!

T-Pain (autotuned): Oh Canada, muthafuckaaaaa, muthafuckaaarrrrrrrr!

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Dolphins

The ninjas of the sea nigga, the ninjas of the sea.

Derek: did you hear that noise bob?

Bob: Ya, what the hell was that?

Derek: It ain't no chicken of the sea, those are dolphins boy!

Bob: say what!?!

Derek: ya, their the goddamn ninjas of the sea, watch your nuts boy cuz they'll straight cut them
off so fast they'll hit the ground
before you start bleeding.

Bob: that's straight up ninja!

Derek: And like ninjas, dolphins are mammals too, which means they produce milk from their breasteses. If you don't know, now ya know!

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