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whoever's reading this
fuck you
person 1: hey
person 2: yea?
person 1: fuck you
2π 2π
what you say when you hit your elbow on the side of a coffee table
person 1: generating your mom
person 2: what
* a fat slut appears *
that one sound it makes when your balls slap someone
Person 1: I heard a schmup from the other room
Person 2: your mom and james are in there
Person 1: yikes
1π 2π
a soundcloud rapper who thinks he's tough shit
"Lil Ice": SUP FUCKERS ITS ME LIL ICE
Person 2: who?
"Lil Ice": the rapper?
Person 2: ohhh you're the one who writes shitty love songs.
that one thing that comes up when you add new text
Computer: double click to edit
Person: I AM DOUBLE CLICKING LET ME EDIT THIS SHIT-
the sound you make when you stub your toe
* THUD *
Person 1: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I STUBBED MY TOE