cut-a-bitch

a phrase that derives out of anger or frustration; more often than not used when on the rag (or gay male period, for that matter) all in all, you want everyone out of your way or off with their heads!

hey daria, i was late for work today, spilled hot coffee on myself, a dog peed on me and then someone cut me off on the highway! i'm so going to cut-a-bitch if anyone else bugs me while i'm having one-on-one time with my tivo!

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gay male period

don't deny it; every gay male, whether he's 100% butch, femme, or in between, gets one of these every month! if he misses a month or two, watch out-it comes back twice as hard the next time around. much like that of the female version, but more emotional. the gay male gets pissy, upset, sad, and my even shed several tears for no reason. usually lasts 3-5 days.

hal: hey bill, how ya feelin' today?

andy: omg, bill! this gay male period of mine is such a beotch! mark called me last night and i started crying for no reason...all he wanted was to ask me out on a date! today's flow is much lighter than yesterday's, though. how about you?

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