Wet Robert

The Wet Robert is when you wipe your ass but the toilet paper hits the toilet water and you unknowingly slap yourself in the ass with wet toilet paper.

God damnit, I need to be more careful, my asshole just met Wet Robert!

Malignant humor

A joke/meme that's so bad it will kill you.

This minion meme is pure soccer mom malignant humor.

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Hateperfixation

Like a hyperfixation, but your attachment to the object of said fixation is bitter and ironic. Essentially, an obsession born out of mocking, hating, and criticizing something.

I have a hateperfixation for Yandere Simulator. I can't stop thinking about how much of a loser fucking incel Alex "Yanderedev" Mahan is. Finish the game, dude.

Default Juice

Water

Why is this so tasteless? Oh yeah, it's default juice.

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Prison Cells are Just Rooms

The comeback to when a dumb pedophile says age is just a number

Guy: The fuck are you doing with that kid?
Pedo: age is just a number
Guy: Prison Cells are Just Rooms *calls the cops*

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Porw

How fucking stupid are you to the point where you fuck up the word porn this bad? Get a goddamn mental specialist at this point.

Oops, I typed porw and now Urban Dictionary is making me look fucking retarded.

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Rentard

An idiot who can't keep anything they've rented in good condition. They suck at borrowing stuff.

I handed that guy my CD for a few weeks and he returned it split in half, what a rentard!

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