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When two bros poop into a bowl then double team a girl by dp'ing her ass, followed by dp'ing her mouth causing her to puke into the feces-filled bowl. The two bros then scoop up some of the puke/poop mixture and serve it to the girl between two hamburger buns. Of course she eats it don't worry.
"Hey man, that girl loved our Sloppy Bros last night."
"I know bro! She texted me today asking if we could give her some more tonight!"
When a guy is plowing a girl from behind, busts on her back, and writes his initials in the cum with his finger. Once dried, his initials will be printed in the crusty jizz canvas.
Hey bro, when I was banging my girl this morning I went to give her the ol' New York Crust. But before I busted, I looked down and discovered someone with your initials had already done it...
When a woman squats over a man's meat stick while he is laying on his back, then unleashes a slightly loose dump similar to oatmeal. The woman then proceeds to insert the man's shlong into her anus and bounce on it while performing a plethora of consecutive 180 degree spins after each bounce; using her feces as lube.
Dude. Your mom gave me the best Bulgarian Shit Twister last night after your birthday party.
When a group of bros simultaneously bust their gargantuan loads on a kneeling Hawaiian girl's face while dabbing their way into the history books.
BRO 1: Hey girl, I heard tonight's forecast is calling for many inches of Tropical Rain.
HAWAIIAN GIRL: I can taste it now!
ALL BROS: *Dab*
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