Jamaican Jelly-roll

A large, fat, resinous, splif or joint, rolled so that the paper only makes one revolution around.

Gregg, If you only got one Club left, better twist up a Jamaican Jelly-roll.

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Squirrel Turds

Chocolate covered peanuts. Consumed by the metric ton in movie theaters world-wide. Excellent when mixed with Pelican poo pellets and stirred into a Trashcan of Orvilles. Great Grindage for the Munchies when you're Chinese-Eyed. Not to be confused with Gerbil Turds, although they are easily interchangable.

Yo, Dude! Gimme two dollars! I gotta go drain the main vein an' getta box of Squirrel Turds from the snack shack, you wan' anything?

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Tubbopop

The super-size container of soda. Usually at least a quart, quite often much larger, sometimes called a Bladder-Buster. Most commonly sold in movie theaters and convenience stores.

Hey Bro, You better not buy a Tubbopop, I'm not stopping the car every 10 minutes so you can water the flowers.

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Zahwedge

A Slice, Piece of Pizza, Zah, Don't confuse with Zahwich

Man! put a napkin under that Zahwedge, you're gettin' grease on my dashboard you Dipstick!

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pelican poo-pellets

Sno-Caps candy, those little dark chocolate wafers covered with tiny white orbs, so named due to their resemblence to bird crap. Sold in every movie theater and drive-in on the planet.

Not to be confused with Gerbil Turds.

Yo, Bro, when you go to the snack bar, get me a Zahwedge and a box of pelican poo-pellets.

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Geeter

Marijuana cigarette. A very large Geeter is often referred to as a once-around or a Jamaican Jelly-roll

Dude, don't be a such a Bogart, break out your stash and twist up a Geeter

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Zahwich

A sandwich made-up of two slices of Pizza (Zah) one inverted over the other. Also known as a Brooklyn Pepperoni Steak.

Gimme Two! I Wanna make a Zahwich.
Hurry, I gadda grab da D train.

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