Pube Stash

A mustache that can grow around a post-pubescent guys penis

Fernanda: check out this guys pube stash
Walker: I swear to god if it’s another dick pick

Schmeal

The term “Schmeal” can be whatever you want it to be because it doesn’t have a single definition. Dropping “schmeal” in a roast battle can help you instantly win. Or maybe it can help you get outta the friend zone. “Schmeal” has unlimited possibilities

Dan: that’s why your mom is so hot
Trinity: stfu you smell like schmeal

Dan: you wanna try my schmeal?
Trinity: No, Dan you’re just a friend

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