Pearl harbor

When you are home alone intentionally being anti- social, enjoying alone time most likely masturbating excessivley or scarfing down family size doritos and binge watching netflix with your phone off or just completley ignoring the outside world... Of course this level of euphoric living is always interrupted by obnoxious friends who just show up uninvited and change the outcome of your day. Its a hardcore sneak attack when you are least expecting it and has dramatic impact on your quality of life hence "pearl harbor".

Yea so i was watching the best porno on my new 70 inch in hd yesterday afternoon and mark totally pearl harbored me. Couldnt finish after that n was left with blue balls for the rest of the day. Brutal

"Yo dude u cant just be pearl harboring me like that, thats fucked up"

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Dingo baller

An adventourous male who enjoys walking around completley naked with his penis out. Dingo ballers usually hold in public gym locker rooms, steam rooms, and saunas and seem to be unavoidable.

Yo my gym sesh was completley soiled the other day

Whys that

In the sauna i got sandwiched between two dingo ballers it totally sucked

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