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When a person puts a bottle of Kombucha up their ass.
Cody and Fletcher died last weekend when they tried to boof the booch. Unfortunately the Kombucha was rancid and contained Norovirus.
When you get done having anal sex with a girl, and she asks for a water with lemon.
I was with Stacy last night, after we got done she wanted a Dirty Gorda. I was like, what about a sweet tea?
When you spit mayonnaise into someone's ass, and they shit it back out all over your face.
John gave me a Dirty Tabitha last night, and now I don't have enough mayo for a BLT.
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Another name for a "Good Luck Chuck." That is to say, a person who breaks up with a person, and that person's next relationship ends in marriage.
Wow, Jason sure is a Major Noose. Every time he breaks up with a girl, she gets married on her next relationship.