Fbf (fat brunch flex)

A high degree of flexitude. It can be forced or come naturally. Usually occurs during brunch.

Example 1

Person 1: Is she doing an fbf (fat brunch flex) today?
Person 2: I guess so. She's in that white sundress.
Example 2
Person 1: Ima fbf today. (Proceeds to wear balenciaga/off white/Gucci/tori/Ferrell)

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Deeshwasher

The state of being simultaneously drunk and having feels for someone. (A revolving cycle of drunk feels)

Person 1: He/she is in the deeshwasher right now.

Person 2: How do you know?
Person 1: He/she is drunk texting and calling him/her saying how much he/she is into him/her.