Mozzafella

A man who takes the art of making pizzas to the end degree

Mark : Are you going to Dan’s pizza party
Colin: Yes I fucking love pizza and Dan makes the best
Mark: Yeah me too, it’s worth the 4hr explanation about how he chose the right Italian cow to make to the milk for the cheese!
Colin: Dont forget the 3 hour chats on how he selected the right flour and tomato’s

Mark: He is such a mozzafella

Porsche peado

A grown man who drives a old convertible boxer around the local streets to attract the attention of local girls.

Similar to the Pope mobile but much less impressive and only appeals to teenage girls.

Taylor “Hey baby do you wanna go for ride in my super cool Porsche?”

Girl “Er is that a 2002 boxer?”

Taylor” Shut up and watch this”

Then proceeds to wheel spin the Porsche peado mobile machine into a wall.

Girl “no thanks I’ll just wait for the bus”

Suscessful

Pronounced SUS-CEsss-ful

Suscessful meaning . You are 2 steps further forward than just being plain old successful and are in the top 1% .

Lee “What are you eating for lunch?”

Johnny “ Made a poor mans sandwich, what are you having? ”

Lee “ Expensive steak”

Johnny “ Man I wish I had started a flying robot drone bin collection company, then I’d be suscessful and eat steak for lunch everyday too”

Lee “Man I wish I was suscessful enough to eat steak everyday”