Growlin' Grizzly

When boning in the deep forest, the man pulls out and (much to his lover's surprise) a large, fur-covered Grizzly Bear sticks it in. Alternatively, the woman may hop off of her lover and a female Grizzly may "jump on it," so to speak.

Cautionary side note: Depending upon your physical appearance and level of personal hygiene, your partner may or may not realize that you have indeed been replaced by a Grizzly Bear.

Person A: How was your camping trip?

Person B: Wonderfully traumatizing, thanks for asking. My man gave me the best Growlin' Grizzly I've ever had.

Person A: That smell wyld!!

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