halibut

1. A piece of ass one finds when traveling abroad in a different state that he later flies in to his rural home town to show off to his friends.

A. "Did you see that chick Rob flew in from Texas? I guess he met her at the football game and convinced her to come visit. Nice piece of halibut, I bet she likes it almond crusted with a touch of lemon if you know what I am saying bro!!??"

B. "You can't find any ass in Colorado so you gotta fly in some halibut from the Gulf of Mexico."

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