Humanitarian Warfare

Mass murder conducted "with the best of intentions for the people we choose to bomb", typically by the western powers.

"this humanitarian warfare is necessary to secure profits... Umm... I mean freedom, for the people we are about to bomb" - Joe Biden

Fruit-Loop Freak-Out

A fruit loop freak out is a category 5 freak out by a person who ia mentally unstable. Typically, a fruit-loop freak-out involves screaming, crying, threatening, and periodically stopping to screech "WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY FRUIT LOOPS?!?"

We all love fruit loops, but not so much as a fruit-loop freaker

He destroyed the house in a Fruit-Loop Freak-Out

Woodchipper Rights Activist

A Woodchipper Rights Activist is one who believes that all people deserve the right to leap headfirst into a woodchipper and if the "evil government" stops them from doing so, the fact they were stopped from leaping headfirst into a woodchipper is "the worst kind of tyranny". To make matters worse, the woodchipper rights activists are often taken to hospitals after their brushes with woodchippers, either due to injury or suspected mental health issues, which doubles up on the tyranny, and the encounter becomes the "WORST worst kind of tyranny" , doubling up on the worst's and capitalizing on them as well. Woodchipper rights activists can be seen about noon, rousing from sleep in their parents basement to declare literally everything thats ever been done is "the worst kind of tyranny"

"bruh, that woodchipper rights activist damn near died yesterday. He just tries to leap into the woodchipper to prove he has real freedom"

Cracker Wall

A wall of crackers, with the cracker boxes piled high to warn off other crackers from entering an area

“Thats a huge Cracker Wall”

You-can-flaily

A ukulele with a mace attached at one end. The proverbial opposite of a mullet.

“Wow that you-can-flaily is really party in the top, business in the back!”

Aunt Enna

The very small ant, who is an aunt to many other small ants, that provides TV service to millions, if not billions of people. Aunt Enna, also known as Ant Enna, is also responsible for wi-fi

“Aunt Enna totally hooked it up with wicked wi-fi”

That will happen when pigs fly

A saying that once meant something would never happen. Rendered obsolete with the advent of the police helicopter.

“Cops aint gonna catch us, that will happen when pigs fly!”
“Bro the police helicopter is listening, shut up”