A device that is very useful for disposing of bodies quickly
is that your friend in the wood chipper?
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A chick that uses her teeth when performing fellatio.
Dan's dick is all banged up because Lauren is a wood chipper.
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The same as a woodchipper.
1. One who steals the heart of many girls.
2. One who woodchips.
3. A woodchip -- an incredibly lovely guy
4. The stealer of a certain girl's heart.
Example 1:
Clara: "Erik is such a wood chipper. Every girl in our school is in love with him".
Example 2:
Mereda: "Alex is such a wood chipper. He is stealing everyone's heart"
Example 3:
Harriette: "Edward is such a wood chipper! He is the loveliest guy I've ever met!"
Example 4:
Avalia: "James is definitely my friend's wood chipper. She can't stand to be away from him for a second!"
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Putting your penis (wood) in the vagina doggie style while the girl is puking in the toilet
After a heavy night of drinking, I gave my girl the wood chipper while she was puking.
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It is a sexual term for when during anal intercourse, a man hits the woman so hard in the stomach that she vomits.
Antonym; See The Reverse Wood Chipper
Joe stuck his wood in her ass and it came out the other side! He gave her the wood chipper!
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doing a girl doggie style while she's puking
I gave my sweet girl a wood chipper Friday night after she drank those two bottles of cold duck
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A genre designed to adaquately catagorize those people who have so royally destroyed their public reputation that they are worth being fed into a wood chipper. In this manner all their "friends" which they have insulted or offended beyond repair can be satisfied by their slow and agonizing demise. A Wood Chipper Worthy is any person who deserves to die by slowly being processed into mulch.
Some Wood Chipper Worthies might include: Ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, psychotic and demented friends and family, and other random people you don't like.
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