TREVOR

The laziest guy on site, he likes to hide out if there is any work to be done. A union man, takes multiple smoke breaks and bathroom breaks. You ask a Trevor to help out and he will inform you that it is break time or smoke time or both. You are most likely to find a Trevor in the smoke pit or hiding out in the work truck watching cat videos. If there is a task to perform that is time sensitive a Trevor is the last person you should ask to perform this task.

Boss: Hey guys have you seen Trevor ?
Crew: that lazy fuck is having a smoke again.

Boss: Hey guys can you go and pack up our gear.
Trevor: Fuck you I'm on Break.

Crew: Who the Fuck is this new lazy fuck that is on our shift...he is always sitting in the truck.

Boss: Fuck me !!! Another Trevor from the Union.