Uusis

a.k.a. Markku Uusipaavalniemi, the skip of the Finnish curling team, renowned for his piercing stare and accuracy. Famous for leading the coveted Curling-Lifestyle.

Uusis uses a nightlight not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.

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Wille Mäkelä

Proper Noun. aka. "The Prodigal Son" and "Puppeli", Vice skip of the Finnish Curlingteam. His specialty being fast single and double removals. Rumoured to have beef with uusis.

"Wille Mäkelä is probably the greatest thing that happened to curling, but Uusis is still better"

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