Reverse Mexican

Giving a Cleveland Steamer to your everyday toilet.

I went to the gym and had to take a dump. I chose the toilet and provided the greatest Reverse Mexican. Toilet was satisfied and provided me a complementary burp.

Los Angeles Beef

When Captain Schwanz get horny and grows his beef.

Captain Schwanz was about to get laid, but first the Los Angeles Beef had to get hard and well done. Hard & well done means we're prepped for action.