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The process of taking a shit in which multiple pieces of shit are produced and land in the form of a blooming onion.
I just took a blooming onion shit! It really looks like a blooming onion!
Not to be confused with "munchies", this is the sudden strong urge to boop an animal or something cute in the nose.
"He kept booping every adorable nose he saw. He had the boopchies."
"Man, did you see the rack on that one? Talk about celebrititties, amirite?"