Morgan

A nice guy at first, but once you get to know him he's a total asshole. Generally stupid uncaring, even when his girlfriend threatens suicide. High ego, small dick, all jerk in between. A man that likes picking fights he can't win.

Guy 1: Hey, I just saw this girl run away crying from this other dude. Is she okay?
Guy 2: Her boyfriend is a Morgan.
Guy 1: That explains a lot.

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