Wattpad

A reading/writing website meant for people all around the world to share their stories but instead is mostly used to read/write erotic, gay, fan fiction that preteen girls secretly masterbate to. Almost all the writers are half decent except for the unpopular, literate users that are shunned because of their views on politics. Most of the users are dumb twelve-fourteen year olds who act like they are fifteen and don't know the proper use of your. The intelligent minority usually debate and argue about relevant topics but the only topic they don't discuss about is the middle eastern conflict because most of the users are stupid preteens who think they can argue with the exception of ten other users who are actually in high school and know that when they are losing an argument, "bla bla bla," is not a good response to prove that they are right. There are also roleplay books which are mostly fan fiction roleplay or sex slave roleplay in which the girl is thirteen with every power imaginable, except the power of stopping the "sexy" college dude from raping/f*cking her. Most of the users are depressed or social rejects.

Person #1: dude what are you doing?
Person #2: I'm on wattpad
Person #1: what do you even do on wattpad?
Person #2: I argue with people, roleplay, and read gay, pornagraphic fanfiction about Harry styles.

Person#1: cool, what are you doing now?
Person #2: I'm roleplaying. I'm an 18 year old slave owner and I'm butt-raping the 14 year old daughter of Zeus because she let me do so
Person#1: awesome, I think I want to go on wattpad

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2015

The year we get hoverboards

Person1: yo, it's 2015! You know what we get now?
Person2: What?
Person1: hoverboards!

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