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Shorthand Teabilly for âFuck Joe Biden.â The Redneck Cultists that falsely believe in the easily disproven myth that 45 won the 2020 Presidential Election use it to show their displeasure with 46.
This got started when major media outlets misidentified the chant at the end of a NASCAR race that Brandon Brown won at Talladega Speedway in early October, 2021.
As a result, Brown has subsequently been turned into a colloquialism by cousin fuckers who desperately want to be oppressed.
âHay, Cletus! The GOTDAMN police are telling me I canât fuck my sister again. I blame that on this dumbass President. Letâs Go Brandon!
âI canât have an abortion in Texas, so instead of hiding my feelings and saying something stupid like âLetâs Go Brandon,â Iâm just gonna tell it like it is and say âFUCK DONALD TRUMP!ââ
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Established in 1890 as Oklahoma A&M, this changed in 1957 to Oklahoma State. Also known as OSU, Ohio State shares that moniker. But, Oklahoma State is the school that has the letters OSU branded into their logo, and used most commonly in uniforms and merchandise.
The Cowboys have 52 NCAA National Championships, the most for a Division I program not based in California. The arch rivals of the Cowboys are the Oklahoma Sooners. The rivalry is known as Bedlam, and is contested in everything from football, basketball, softball, baseball, soccer and other sports.
OU has a significant series lead over OSU in the Bedlam Football Series, but the greatest OSU team in history defeated OU at Boone Pickens Stadium in 2011 by a score of 44-10 to win the Big 12 Championship. That team would later defeat a Stanford squad led by Andrew Luck 41-38 in the 2012 Fiesta Bowl.
Notable Oklahoma State Cowboys include Eddie Sutton; the only Division I coach with 900+ wins yet to be inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame, Daniel Cormier; former simultaneous UFC Heavyweight and Light Heavyweight Champion, Dez Bryant; former Dallas Cowboys WR, Tony Allen; defensive specialist for the Memphis Grizzlies, Randy Couture, UFC Hall of Famer, John Smith; two-time Olympic Gold Medalist and head coach of Cowboy Wrestling, Desmond Mason; the only OSU basketball player to play for both the Oklahoma City Hornets AND Thunder, and Duck-Woo Nam; South Korean Prime Minister from 1980 to 1982.
Did you know that Oklahoma State was robbed from getting into the NCAA Basketball Tournament in 2018? Yes, even though the Cowboys defeated OU in two out of three games in the 2017-2018 season, the NCAA wanted Trae Young on TV. The Sooners still lost in the opening round.
Isnât is strange that former Oklahoma State QB Brandon Weeden could still play in an NFL game after Andrew Luck announced his retirement?
Former Oklahoma Governor Mary Fallin and her successor Kevin Stitt both are graduates of Oklahoma State and are unfortunately in the Cowboy Family. This means that OSUâs historical football record in Bedlam against Oklahoma isnât the worst thing to come out of Stillwater. Apparently, teaching shitty politicians takes the crown.
46th state admitted into the United States of America. Home of the University of Oklahoma Sooners, Oklahoma State Cowboys, and (most importantly) the Oklahoma City Thunder.
The positives in Oklahoma are in the women (Comedian Ryan Davis once compared the women here to women in Atlanta, the main difference being that in Oklahoma, the men here love our women), low cost of living, and the ability to live through all four seasons in a calendar year. Downtown Oklahoma City is the most underrated urban area nationally in the new millennium, but the concerts here still (unfortunately) consist of primarily country music.
Tulsa has OKC beat on the concert tip, but OKC wins everywhere else. The City has more people, more nightlife, more sports, more shopping, and people who actually donât have their heads collectively shoved up Governor Mary Fallinâs ass (even as she has to live in OKC).
Tulsa will counter will Little Dick Syndrome talking about how their hills are prettier and their hearts are purer. Itâs not that Tulsa is a bad city. But, itâs more of a big town.
Oklahoma is not just full of peckerwood crackers either. Langston University, the most western HBCU in the United States, is here. In OKC alone, there are neighborhoods dedicated to black people, Asians and Latinos. Most Oklahomans wonât even take the time out to spend in these ethnically diverse enclaves, which is a damn shame. Their version of Oklahoma is a far different one than the Hee-Haw crap that you see on TV.
Man, the Oklahoma City Thunder sure kicked the dog shit out of the defending NBA champion Golden State Warriors inside Chesapeake Energy Arena.
Oklahoma QB Baker Mayfield told the KU Football team to lick his salty nuts.
Your school is wrestling against Oklahoma State today? Well, youâre about to catch an ass-whooping.
Stop by Langston University as youâre leaving Stillwater if you want to hang out with some sexy black girls.
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A Boo Boo Party occurs when two or more people occupy stalls to simultaneously take a shit in a public restroom.
Kenny âThe Jetâ Smith: Hey, Shaq! I have diarrhea! Is that you in this bathroom?
Shaq: Yeah! Iâm taking a shit from all this BBQ chicken...
Kenny: Well, weâre about to have a party! Do you what kind of party that is?
Shaq: ITâS A BOO BOO PARTY!!!
Used to typically describe a charger box, most commonly for phones that use a USB cable to charge.
âIâm at 7 percent on my battery. Do you have your boxpiece with you?â
âYou can use my boxpiece this time, but you need to go on Amazon and get you a five-pack. Last time I looked, they was only $15.â