newman

(to nehw-mahn)-v., to engage in socially awkward behaviors such as preying upon college-aged females; to arrive at events in which one is unwelcome; to aggrandize oneself with items such as $500 italian suites, nipple rings, motorcycles, chin pubes, and oversized pick-up trucks; to attempt to impress females via parallel parking into incredibly tiny spots; to engage in hawk-like behaviors between disappearing acts. (other variations to newmanize, newmanate, newmaner, newmanizingly, newmanation, newmanicious, newmanous)

"I totally got newmanned last night"
"His newmanating is really obnoxious"
"Dude, you are being newmanicious"
"Stop newmannating, seriously"

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