Kakaiia

The Japanese art of creating a culinary masterpiece between your lover's asscheeks and then eating it, providing a rim job in the process.

Guy 1: Bro, last night, my girlfriend and I tried Kakaiia for the first time!
Guy 2: This is why we don't hang out as much anymore.

Table

If you're reading this, I need you two realize two things:

1. You just looked up what a fucking table is
2. The editors allowed this as an exceptional definition for the word "table."

Guy 1: Hey, that's a nice table.
Guy 2: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT! I KNOW YOU FUCKED MY WIFE!

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