lexi wood

a girl with a mono brow and an ugly face. big tits and small ass. also has a very hot mum

person 1: who’s that ugly face girl with the big knockers?
person 2: probably lexi wood

kong ping video

the only place left for hentai. weird asian porn.

person 1: "fuck mate, did ya see that kong ping video, had a bit of a good time with the dog cunt"
teacher: "what the fuck is kong ping"

3MF

an abbreviation for '3 meter flatty', meaning a flethead fish, that is 3 meters. this symbol (3MF) is usually found around st marys cathedral college, these are written by a nice group of blokes.

person 1: "y'know the flattys are bustin up"
person 2: "yeah gonna go catch some 3MF in the fletty hole, might be clogged all the dogs on the ramp"
person 1: "yeah yeah nah"

William

HAS THE SMALLEST DICK IN THE WORLD, HES SO UGLY AND WEIRD, HE HAS A WRINKLY ASSHOLE.

Girl: Uhh daddy
William: ooo can you message my wrinkly asshole for me baby?
*Door slams*

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