Earlobelessness

The state of missing, not having, or lacking any defined soft tissue where your earlobe is supposed to be; the inability to be cool due to the tragic birth defect of missing an earlobe.

Hey Yohann, would you ever consider going out with Michael?" "No Sean, I would rather not torture myself by having to see that pathetic excuse for a human's "earlobelessness" every day. Plus I know he would ask me to suck his face and i'm not into that sort of stuff."

Send me

When the idea of something is so cool that you can’t handle it.

It’s going to really send me when we finally pop that bottle of Aprés in Park City Utah that we sneak into the No Name Saloon without paying a corking fee and make 40 new friends at the bar cause we’re mad dope.