New Zealand

A place not to far from Australia.
It has 3 Islands and is mistaken to be in Europe quite alot.

Where the Maori came from.

Where Fish'n'Chips, Pavlova, Buzzy Bee, Jandals and L&P comes from =

Aussies say we cant pronounce the letter 'I' We can so you fuckwits, we just have an accent. Cos to us, when you say 'six' It sounds like you say 'sex'

Aussie- "Hey bro! Look at me Im a maori all the way from New Zealand! Lets go get some fush and chups ow!"
Kiwi- "What the fuck mate? We dont talk like that..."

Aussie- "Sheep shagger!!!"
Kiwi- "Yeah, well when we're done we ship the lamb off to you kangaroo fuckers to eat"

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