Trumping

Taking a Trump is diarrhea, but, when you make it to the toilet, pants halfway down, it goes all over the place and you sit down because you aren't through.

I would've made it to work on time but I was, "trumping," and had to go to the store covered in sh*t to get bleach.

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Attention Walk

Someone does or says something you don't like so you walk away, figuratively or literally, from them in a way that evokes feelings of guilt, shame, etc., to get them to admit fault, apologize, or feel bad in some way.

A: "Aww i feel bad, we made her leave when we spoke our minds."

B: "Don't feel bad, that was definitely an attention walk."