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Sang Nila Utama

that guy who saw a lion and thought it was funny to name a country after it. also featured in childrens textbooks and made fun of by some for memes. also apparently a garden is named after him

your history teacher: is Sir Stamford Raffles (sir syrup waffles) , William Farquhar or John Crawfurd the founder of (insert country)?
you: what if its neither
teacher: then whats the answer then
you: sang nila utama

by X_CheeseFries_X April 24, 2022


I Not Stupid

I Not Stupid is a movie about 3 primary school kids(P6, age 12) who are placed in an acedemically inferior stream EM3. It is a singapore movie that is actually pretty funny, theres a sequel, I Not Stupid Too(get it, too)

Person 1: I Not Stupid

Person 2: U mean the movie?
Person 1: no i mean i not stupid
Person 2: noted with thanks

by X_CheeseFries_X April 27, 2022

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Sir Stamford Raffles

aka Sir Syrup Waffles by some, is sometimes labelled as "founder of singapore" when he came to singapore when the british specifically mentioned not to and was like "nah now u are colonised L bozo" and was colonised until 1965, when it gained independance. also he did nothing to the development of Singapore. John Crawfurd is the real founder of Singapore and not Sir Stamford Raffles

"omg its sir syrup waffles hes my super idol!" your best friend excalimed excitedly

person 1: oi cher whats sir stamford raffles

person 2: bodo its a person lah u
person 1 : oi stop it lah so mean
person 2 : ok lol

by X_CheeseFries_X April 25, 2022

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Liang Po Po

Liang Po Po: The Movie is a Singaporean comedy film directed by Teng Bee Lian in 1999. It starred the comedian director Jack Neo himself(a man btw), who cross-dresses as the titular old lady, which in English is translated as "Grandma Neo".

"OMG its Liang Po Po hes my super idol!" your best friend exclaimed excitedly

"lets go watch Liang Po Po!"

by X_CheeseFries_X April 20, 2022

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William Farquhar

William Farquhar is considered by most the "True Founder of Singapore", if having to choose between Sir Stamford Raffles, himself and Crawfurd(after learning about each) he is good person who let people consume opium to get more $$$ to develop singapore

William Farquhar.

by X_CheeseFries_X April 27, 2022

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