Assloud

The art of breaking the silence in a group by being the only person drunk AND being a total asshole

John loves to get assloud when he doesn't have work. Which is why John doesn't have too many friends.

Pelican

another word for an alcoholic derived through the fact that pelicans can take large amounts of liquids into their mouths ex. a person taking a large amount of liquor into their mouth and swallowing it without vomiting or spitting it out

Guy1: Damn man, he just drank that whole 40 in one drink!
Guy2: He must be one of those pelicans they said not to bring to the party!

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