bull teat

The male dong conceived as a source of milk, as a metaphor for jizz.

Raul loves to suck on his roomie's bull teat to get the reward of his rich bull cream. Roomie is most willing to feed his starving buddy.

autospermophagy

The practice of eating one's own jizz for enjoyment or as a protein supplement.

Pronounced "Otto's perm Ma fudgie." Accent on "Ma."

Tim told me that some of the guys at the circlejerk might be doing autospermophagy. He was right. One guys wiped up his jizz with his hand and licked it up. Another guy aimed for his mouth and landed three big squirts of cum in there. The last guy was the best, though. He put his knees behind his shoulders and sucked on his dong until he filled his mouth with his own thick goo and showed to the rest of us on his tongue. Cool dicktricks, bros!

cockshroud

The foreskin of the cock, especially a long one that sticks out over the cockhead in kind of pucker, or a very wrinkly one.

Tim wouldn't skinny-dip with us at the pond because last time he showed his cock around other guys they made fun of his wrinkly foreskin. They pulled it over the head of his dick and shouted, "Dudes, look! A cockshroud!"

c & b grooming

What some people call “manscaping,” with c & b standing for “cock and ballsack.”

Milo: My bro Ray told me he went to that specialty barber shop down on Hipster Alley to get him some c& b grooming.
Me: What hothead fuck is c & b grooming, bro.
Milo: Well first they shampoo the hole area around your dick and balls, then they dry you off and take a beard trimmer to your wild and woolies till there ain’t much left. After that, they use a disposable safety razor to shave your cock balls clean, along wit the inner thighs and the taint. And you’re done.
Me: So was he happy with it.
Milo: Yup, real happy. He even showed me and let me feel how close the shave.
Me: Yeah, with that big dick, he was always a show-off. Think he’d show me too, though?

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snakedancer

A guy with a large, flexible dong who strips off and entertains his friends by dancing around with maximum swinging and bouncing of his cock.

Mick entertained his friends with an impressive display as a snakedancer

Dongbro

A dude you can recognize just from seeing his dick, even without seeing the rest of him. This is usually because you’ve jerked dong with him so many times.

Stu: “Nice day for Naked Race, huh? Hey, is that your bro Mitch coming up alongside?”
Stan: “Nah, man, Mitch is cut, and this bro’s got skin. That’s my dongbro Lou. Dude’s got a hella hot porn collection. He can go for a long time and work up to a spectacular finish. Hey, Lou! Wanna rub one out after the race?”

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Cockhardy

Describes a guy who has a hardy cock

Bro can go all night with that thing. He's hella cockhardy!