Psuedo-Engrish

When a singer poorly mimics an accent, usually Latino or East Asian.

Guy 1: Diana Krall's a great singer.

Guy 2: Really? I heard her cover of 'So Nice' and she had a bit of an Elmer Fudd thing going on.

Guy 1: Must've been a spot of psuedo-engrish.

Inspirational dichotomy

When you flick open both FML and GMH and simultaneously browse, to much emotional turmoil.

Guy 1: Jeez, Dave's been on-off all day, is he bipolar?

Guy 2: Nah, he's just in the eye of an inspirational dichotomy.

Guy 1: What pointless verbiage!