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When you tell your mum your taking the dog out for a walk but you just shag it instead.
Mum Iâm taking the dog for a bit of teddy time.
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When you tell your mum your taking the dog out for a walk but you just shag it instead.
Mum Iâm taking the dog for a bit of teddy time.
When the father of the house demands you eat your meat and potato pie or youâll get the iron belt.
Isaac eat your pie unless you want a taste of this iron belt.
The term used to describe someoneâs father who went to the Asian corner shop to buy some milk but sadly never returned.
Toby: Seems like my dad RanAwayToAfrica.
When one has them .45 calls for nipples
Julia has some massive bullet nips.
When you love playing the bongos with your drumsticks too much and your arms turn into drumsticks.
Have you heard about Simon Mcconville, heâs been diagnosed with drumstick syndrome.
When youâre sat in a maths lesson but accidentally shit yourself instead of answering the question.
Sir I think I need to go home Iâm having a chocolate fountain moment.