MURRRRRRRRR

Normally a phrase that 442oons Phil Jones uses but is also used by ' Reo Reece Jensen's ' friends to piss him off. In early October 2018 Ashley Jones came up with this phrase as it sounded like Reo but later on he got very VERY pissed off at this joke. So he came up with the level system. He forcefully hired Ali Parnian as his advisor and he had to report any accounts of citizens saying "MURRRRR". Soon after Robert El Jazouli, Daniel Weavers and Ashley Jones were also hired, but Ali was still the top dog. Secretly these advisors exchanged murrrs with each other and sometimes they would be caught by Ali. He would then inform Reo by shouting "HAWWWWWWWWWW"! The advisor would then be sacked and punished by the legendary "ONE HAND SQUEEZE"! This squeeze exerted more than 1000000000 newtons of force and the victim would be armless in a matter of seconds. Ali slowly sacked every advisor which made them turn on him. In late 2018, Freddie Howden recorded a 2 second recording of Ali saying murrr. Ali was sacked but not punished as he was Reo's most loyal advisor to date. Reo's business went bankrupt shortly after and everyone were able to say murrr whenever and however they pleased. Reo now spends all day looking at shitty shaggy memes and is going to be disabled in a couple of months due to his knees.

Advisor: Hey, look at what I'm gonna say... MURRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Ali: HAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Reo: WHAT, GERRRRR!

Cactus Jack fucked me

When a person is very hungry so they pull up to McDonald's and they want to try something new so they order the travy patty using the secret code: "Cactus jack fucked me".

Other codes could be used too such as:

"Cactus jacked me off"
"Jacques Webster sent me"
"Cactusjack fucked my cat and bit my dick off"
"You know why I'm here"

Usually after the code the costumer will play Sicko Mode to unlock the travy party.

McDonald's worker: "Hi what can I get for you today?

Costumer: "Cactus jack fucked me"

Mcdonald's worker: "I'm sorry what was th..."

Costumer: *INSERTS SICKO MODE*

McDonald's worker: "So you want a Sprite with that?"

Costumer: "Yeh"

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