Chocolate Adolf Hitler

Barak Obama. See: socialist

Not change, Resurrection. Vote Hitler. I mean Obama.

Hitler gave great speeches, too.

"Hey man you see Obama's speech on TV last night?"
"Yeah, that guy seems like the chocolate Adolf Hitler more and more everyday."

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Texas Switchblade

The act of having sex with a girl with your penis folded over in half, and at climax releasing it to its full length causing your genitalia to produce a switchblade-type motion.

"Hey man, you give it to that ho last night?"
"Yeah dude I totally bent my shit in half and hit her with the texas switchblade at the last minute!"

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