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1. The urge to murder.
2. Murderous desire.
Everyday, Jeff resists the murger of his incompetent colleagues.
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1. A situation where a response of "shit", or the poo emoji is most appropriate. 2. Apropos of poo.
Guy 1: I loved that Indian food last night but I had the runs all night.
Guy 2: Shit.
Guy 1: How apropoo.
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1. To exhale and sigh in the same breath.
2. A combination of exhaling and sighing.
It's Monday again, she exsighed.
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One who is considering the vegetarian lifestyle, but has yet to make a committment to it.
No sausage on my half of the pizza; I'm vegi-curious.
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When an established couple decides to separate at the seven-year mark.
Several of my friends divorced after 7 years. The seven-year ditch rule must be in effect.
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The result of eating too many doughnuts.
He eats a dozen doughnuts every two days. He'll have a doughbutt in no time!