Squirtle

When a male whips out his penis while screaming "squirtle i choose you" then he yells out "use bubble beam" at this stage the male shoots out bubbles made of his ejaculate, which are free to float around and burst in peoples faces.

Person A:Did you see john squirtle at the cinema?
Person B:Yeah, the son of a bitch hit me!
Person A:Suck shit!

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