Curl Girl

Proper noun: A female that only goes out with players of the up-and-coming Olympic sport of Curling.

Example 1: "Alice is such a Curl Girl. She's gone out with 3 of the 4 players on our Curling team."
Example 2: "She wanted to date an Olympian, so she played the odds and became a Curl Girl."

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Squeaking the Pig

After a day of removing windows and fixing broken shelves, you turn to your wife and say "It's time for squeaking the pig"

Dunkaroo really went full squeaking the pig last night