shitass

A ass with shit in it. Can be used as an insult, especially if someone is a faggot.

Dude: Hurr hurr, im a hurring fagget!
Dude 2: hurr hurr, shitass!
Dude 3: My ass! AhahA! Get It? My ASs?
Dude 2: stfu
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Dude: dude, that is one ass full of shit.
Dude 2: lol

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sesame street

A television show consisting of extremely hairy birds, aliens, vegetables, humans, and other miscellaneous animals. Why everything is so god damn hairy beats me. Promotes extreme drug use, just take a look at the characters. Produced by morons on thirteen different chemical substances, it competes with Teletubbies for the #1 show to watch if you are a stoned college student/druggie.

Cookie Monster: OMG, GIMME THOSE FUCKING COOKIES NOW OR ILL FUCKING KILL YOU GAY BIRD *snort* OH GOD, TOO HIGH

Big Bird: HAHAHAH...ONE... TWO...A...G...Z...X...COCK

Elmo: HOLY SHIT GUYS! I THINK MY BALLS JUST EXPLODED...*puff*

Whoever made Sesame Street should be dragged out onto the street and shot with an AK47. You are teaching our youth to do drugs. Bastards.

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xer0syk0

t3h 1337x0r d00d 747 pwnx0rz j00 nubz0rz!!!!

Mastered PHP, CGI, PERL, HTML, JS, VB6, and Delphi a loooong time ago. Plays cs and ownx0rz at scoutzknivezx0r.

=D

Xer0Syk0 = OMG, THAt is so l33b

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ninja turtles

Homosexual mutant turtles on crack that believe they are ninjas. Usually engage in underground orgies. They are the reason your toilet overflows, why entire sewers to back up in homea, why sludge explodes from manholes, and the smell you get on your pubes when you sweat a lot. Major cause in global warming.

So why the fuck do people STILL call them heroes?

The Ninja Turtles kidnapped my little brother and escaped through my fireplace, but not without making all the toilets in the house combust.

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dog shit

Main ingredient of chicken mcnuggets, along with damn pork, beef, rat, and the rest of the shit shoved into those shitass cakes.

Billy: Ma, this is dog shit!
Mom: But billy, aren't chicken mcfuggets your favorite?
Billy: *shoves some nuggets up his ass*
Mom: WTF?

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faygol

1. Another name for the word "fag", but more humorous/Spin off of fag.
2. Someone who drinks Faygo.
3. v. Faygolize, to make something stupid.

1. You faygol, flee back to San Francisco.
2. You faygol, give me that bottle.
3. OMFG BOB, YOU F***ING FAYGOLIZED MY NOODLES WITH YOUR CAT SH**!

You are a faygol.

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douchebagel

1. A supreme douchebag, unmatched in his ability to act like a moron and shame the human species.
2. The word douchebag with an "el" added to it for comical purposes.

John: Wow, you're a fucking douchebagel. You smell pretty bad too.
Douchebagel: Yeah, I know. I'm going to eat a tub of shit now...want to watch?
John: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!

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