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people named Thomas are strange and hilarious. he can function on 2 hours of sleep and have infinite energy.
he will randomly ask to fight you at 1am because he wants to and it only takes less than 15% of his power to break your spine because hes not a very big target. yeah hes kinda small
God: so how did you die?
Guy: i got killed by thomas
there are 2 types of carlees
the first is the common one, a playful woman who has an infectious laugh, if you ever befriend a carlee, DO NOT fumble it, she will change your life.
the second type is the loud and bossy one, is more than just a freak of nature. total fucking hoe, youd have dodged a bullet, a partridge in a pear tree, 256 arguments and 2341345 usd spent on handbags and shit (the second type of carlee is a bit less common
guy 1: bro i just met a carlee
guy 2: befriend her asap
guy 1: carlee is such a fucking hoe
guy 2: agreed
you thought i was gonna write 5 meaningful fucking paragraphs about brian didnt you
best drug in the world, so addicting that its pretty much everywhere
i smoke oxygen
pointless piece of paper protected by some measly cardboard and represents 4 grueling years of mundane shit done. the only real purpose is flexing on your friends, but that just makes you look like an asshole.
Carson: look at this diploma, im so awesome am i
Allen: seriously? youre flexing on us using a sheet of paper thats gonna be left and forgotten on a fridge?
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