gacha life

a game that was targeted at kids, but a group of horny pieces of shit decided to pornify it and make "gacha heat" which you should never search up on youtube, trust me, you will want to amputate your eyes after only seeing the thumbnails

horny piece of shit 1: lets make gacha life a porn game
horny piece of shit 2: you are a fucking genius bro

lego

small bricks that can make a child or even adult addicted

mom: hey son its time for dinn-
kid: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM BUILDING A FUCKING LEGO HOUSE

seven

scariest number ever. eats 9

seven is a menace to society

3am

a now overused time that horrible youtubers like stromedy mlik content from to get views and an unmanageable number of toddlers on their moms iphone

is also the time to eat cheese balls or doritos

OMMG ITS 3AM I KNEW OI SHOULDTNRTTNTTNNTNTNTNTNTNTNTNNTNTTN HAVE CALLLEDDDD PEMNTYWEISE AT 3AMMM OMGGGM WHERED THAT VBSALLON THATS DEFINITELY NOT PLACED BY US BEHIND THE SCENWES COME FROMM OMGH DBFSEHVFHDFGEFGEFGWEGV WEGW EGWEGB WEGFJHDVWEVGHFEHFG QHEBFGWJRBGWJRGHWJ WSH

woodpecker

a type of bird that will peck on your doorbell for no reason at all

woodpecker is at my door, i should probably answer it

vagina

pocket specifically designed for penis

i heard johnny smelled a vagina last night

minecraft

all the happiness possible on planet earth contained in a block game

people who played minecraft had a good childhood