schitt

Ignorant moron

David is such a schitt.

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Step mommed

To have someone's step mom pour ranch dressing on you after being floor tommed.

So And So's step mom step mommed the ugly one.

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Drivers ed'ed

To be run over by the crazy learner's permit girl.

Cheerleader got drivers ed'ed by the learners permit girl while she had her hands on 2'oclock and 10'oclock

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Durb

The true spelling of the term word"derb"\word.
The act of Fellatio. To give head or oral plesure.

The word can also be used to point out someone who is known for giving oral plesure.

Damn, that bitch knows how to durb.

DURB!

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camel toe slider

When a woman jerks a guy off by putting the guy's dick between her pussy lips and slides up and down.

"Hey come on baby, if you dont wanna go all the way, at least gime a camel-toe slider"

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razor1911

one of the oldest and most notoriously well known software piracy groups. they rip and crack popular games. they are a leechers best friend.

1) "yeah i've got a few fine razor1911 releases"
2) "an alleged leader of piracy group Razor1911 has been sentenced to 18 months jailtime in the US for piracy"

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homsar

1.He thinks he can twice
2.He thinks your name is Wonder Mike
3.He's the Captain of the Gravy crew
4.He's got his best foot flowered
5.He thinks a pumpkin is an eggplant with a spoon taped to it.
6.He's the Ghost of Christmas Past
7.He's a song from the sixties
8.He doesn't fake the funk on a nasty dunk
9.Don't look now! He's just a friendly reminder
10.He thinks he won the PowerBall
11.You sunk his Jenga-Ship
12.He lost his Jenga-Jam
13.He thinks Bubs name is Tubbs
14. He calls Strong Bad "Reggie"
15. He thinks Strong Sad is a rhinocerous
16.He's the original ladies man
17.His favorite Halloween treat is a wrench
18. He's a million ladies tall
19.He was raised by a cup of coffee
20.He's the pride of the peaches
21. Anything beats braking up with him
22. he only cries on the inside
23. he's open to interpretation.

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