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The guy, whom most Christian girls are overjesused about.
Sandra: I love Jesus SOOO much. He is my friend!
Kate: Yes, so is mine! I really love Jesus.
Tom: You should probably find some REAL friends, gals...
Kate & Sandra: -______-
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The term used to label two musical genres.
1) The fusion of hardcore punk and thrash metal sounding exactly like the sound of it - Integrity or Converge are good examples
2) Extreme metal, usually simplified, with emo clean singing, screamo harsh vocals and an excess of breakdowns which sound nothing like hardcore punk. A fabricated genre aimed at making money and being popular. Why is this called "metalcore" is beyond me.
1) Integrity is a metalcore band and you know why when you listen to it. It takes thrash metal riffs and uses them on hardcore punk drum patterns or vice versa. You know where the "metal" part and the "-core" part came from.
2) Atreyu is a metalcore band. They sound more like nu-metal with chuggy breakdowns. However nobody took his time to understand what exactly the hardcore influences of theirs are - I can certainly hear no breakdowns in my hardcore punk
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A fine website devoted to demonstrating things considered as deviations from normality. You can expect seeing fecal porn there, guys in fursuits being humped by stuffed horses, and the like. A fine site indeed.
Steve: LOL guess what I saw today on thatsphucked.com!
Joanne: Yes?
Steve: thatsphucked.com/post/2008/12/Stuffed-Animal-Phucker.aspx
Joanne: Tsk... I hate you, I mean it!!!
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Deathism is the preconceived notion that death is inevitable and inescapable, actually a good thing, and it should be accepted without fear. The term is beginning to gain usage in circles where it is believed that thanks to ever-accelerating scientific progress aging can and indeed should be combated. Deathists tend to be opposed to such an outlook and advocate the "preservation of the natural order of things", and therefore often discourage, or voice their disapproval of anti-aging scientific endeavors.
John is an avowed advocate of deathism, or a "deathist". He believes death is absolute and thinks removing aging from humans would do more harm than good.
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Someone who's overly religious, loving Jesus a "little bit" too much, preaching about Jesus, and even going as far as to say that he had a cool beard.
Not really dangerous, but very annoying.
Jimmy: Yo, have you met Sandra? I think she's kinda cute.
Billy: As a matter of fact I have met her, and talked to her, and guess what, she's seriously overjesused.
Jimmy: Awwww....
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Whatever slippery semi-liquid that may be covering an unwashed penis. The slime of the schlong.
Jake: I'ma whip out mah shit right now, motherfucka.
Todd: Whoah, that dong sure is schlimey. Might as well take a shower, nigga.
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1) To use two firearms at the same time. Popular in many action-oriented FPP shooters. But not the good ones like Doom, Quake or Deus Ex. Apparently rather ineffective in real life.
2) To use two one-handed melee weapons at the same time, rather than one weapon and a shield. Seen a lot in all kinds of RPGs. Probably would be effective in real life if mastered, but seems like no one ever bothered to try.
3) To stick one fist into the girl's baby hole and the other fist into her poohole.
4) To jerk off two cocks at the same time, wielding them akin to clubs or swords. A display of great multitasking, passion and ingenuity.
Much of Hungarian porn from the 1990s featured copious amounts of scenes involving dual wielding penises. Actress Michelle Wild (born Katalin Vad) was quite famous for being placed in such a setup in quite a number of scenes in her time.
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